Harry speaking Parseltongue was bound to come in handy at some point

Comic by floccinaucinihilipilification

Snitches get stitches and all…
Although that might have a very different meaning at Hogwarts.

If you don't yet follow floccinaucinihilipilification, I feel like you're missing out. The comics are great, especially the occasional very weird interpretation of stories from Hogwarts.