Why does Apple hate…

mrgan:

The following are real Google results for “Why does Apple hate. They’re all blog or forum posts.

  • Why does Apple hate Flash?
  • Why does Apple hate its customers?
  • Why does Apple hate the earth?
  • Why does Apple hate Brooklyn?
  • Why does Apple hate Apple TV?
  • Why does Apple hate Canada?
  • Why does Apple hate the Middle East?
  • Why does Apple hate HDMI?
  • Why does Apple hate numbers?
  • Why does Apple hate me?

Because you touch yourself at night, that’s why.

Apple Juice dried for your sins.